Quotes About Alcohol

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."

Mitch Hedberg

That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Charles Bukowski

We're young. We're supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out.

Nathan Young

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Benjamin Franklin

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Oscar Wilde

The piano has been drinking, not me.