Curiouser and curiouser!
Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?
Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.