You have to understand, my dears, that the shortest distance between truth and a human being is a story.
The longer you wait, the harder it gets.
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Allen: What are you doing Saturday night? Woman: Committing suicide. Allen: What about Friday night?
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you meet a lot of interesting people, you travel a lot.
One of [Stanley Kubrick's] films... is equivalent to 10 of somebody else's.
Every single art form is involved in film, in a way.
A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.
Movies are like an expensive form of therapy for me.
Art is a sense of magic.