Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, It's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love shouldn't be one of them.
I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.
Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? Man in Black: Do you always begin conversations this way?
Vizzini: He didn't fall?! Inconceivable! Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.