Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own.
I'm not going to wear a red dress," she said. "It would look stunning, My Lady," she called. She spoke to the bubbles gathered on the surface of the water. "If there's anyone I wish to stun at dinner, I'll hit him in the face.
I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.
So when the moon's only partly full, you only feel a little wolfy?" "You could say that." "Well, you can go ahead and hang your head out the car window if you feel like it." "I'm a werewolf, not a golden retriever.
Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!