Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
"I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead." "Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job."
"Jesus!" Luke exclaimed. "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling."
I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.
"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?" "Yes," said Harry stiffly. "Yes, sir." "There's no need to call me "sir" Professor." The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying."
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Have you ever noticed how 'What the hell' is always the right decision to make?