Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.
I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.