I never was lost in the woods in my whole life, though once I was confused for three days.
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
You've got to take the bitter with the sour.
"What do you think I am, made of money?" "Isn't that what MOM stands for?"
Jesus!" Luke exclaimed. "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.
Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.
Every consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
Pre Adult Teenagers can prematurely age adults.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.