On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes, and six months later, you have to start all over again.
Seriousness is no more a guarantee of truth, insight, authenticity or probity, than humour is a guarantee of superficiality and stupidity.
(Using a blow dryer on his crotch) Girl: What are you doing? Guy: I'm heating up your dinner.
It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word.
Being able to be with small children teaches us how to deal with adults who act like babies.
If there is a question in your relationship, then that is the answer.
A one way relationship is like a one handed hand shake--feels just as lonely
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.