Quotes About Humor

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Mae West

Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass?

Julie Kagawa

Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis.

"An Unbreakable Vow?" said Ron, looking stunned. "Nah, he can't have.... Are you sure?" "Yes I'm sure," said Harry. "Why, what does it mean?" "Well, you can't break an Unbreakable Vow..." "I'd worked that much out for myself, funnily enough."

J.K. Rowling

I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

Bill Watterson

I have nothing to declare except my genius.

Oscar Wilde

I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I'm too tired to be me.

Jarod Kintz

Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.

Eoin Colfer

Moths," repeats Will. "You're afraid of moths?" "Not just a cloud of moths," she says, "like...a swarm of them. Everywhere. All those wings and legs and..." She shudders and shakes her head. "Terrifying," Will says with mock seriousness. "That's my girl. Tough as cotton balls." "Oh, Shut up.

Veronica Roth

I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.