Never judge a book by its movie.
The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.
Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, It's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love shouldn't be one of them.