Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, It's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love shouldn't be one of them.
Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Never judge a book by its movie.
The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.
Behind every great man... there's a woman rolling her eyes
Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? Man in Black: Do you always begin conversations this way?