One of the universal rules of happiness is: Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Words in the heart cannot be taken.
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
Since the country had absolutely no mineral wealth and the strategic importance of a banana, it was accelerated toward self-government with almost unseemly haste.
I didn't go to university. Didn't even finish A-levels. But I have sympathy for those who did.
Gentlemen, no fighting please. This is, after all, a council of war.