It's no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently, or if your favourite films wouldn't even speak to each other if they met at a party.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
The day he moved out was terrible - that evening she went through hell. His absence wasn't a problem but the corkscrew had gone as well.