Now occasionally you're going to get stuck. It's nothing to get upset about. Don't go hurling your controller at the cat, because it might throw something back and it'll only escalate...
The Stiffness option controls how erect your piston is... oh I do hope your not smirking. It isn't funny or clever...
Now's your chance to scare the living breakfast out of an unsuspecting sackperson.
Look at that; a face like a smacked bottom.