TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
Roy: [singing] We don't need no education. Moss: Yes you do; you've just used a double negative.
Oh, marvellous. You're going to kill me. What a finely tuned response to the situation.
You may disguise your features but you can never disguise your intent.
Courage isn't just a matter of not being frightened, you know. It's being afraid and doing what you have to do anyway.
Just promise me we won't do anything else with them. I want to go back to being weird. I like being weird. Weird is all I've got. That and my sweet style.
Sex is for two things: making babies and revenge.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they would get, but if you work hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.
You may be a doctor. But I'm the Doctor. The definite article, you might say.
I tried keeping a diary once. Not chronological, of course. But the trouble with time travel is, one never seems to find the time.