College is breaking my spirit. Every single day, telling me things I don't know. It's making me feel stupid.
Liz: Why are you wearing a tux? Jack: It's after 6, Lemon. What am I, a farmer?
Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.
"Yes, that's what I think, and I'm super smart, so it's probably true."
When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
You may be a doctor. But I'm the Doctor. The definite article, you might say.
I tried keeping a diary once. Not chronological, of course. But the trouble with time travel is, one never seems to find the time.
Bazinga.
Allons-y!
You look like Gandhi... no, wait, not Gandhi, the other one... Bono.