Just promise me we won't do anything else with them. I want to go back to being weird. I like being weird. Weird is all I've got. That and my sweet style.
Sex is for two things: making babies and revenge.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they would get, but if you work hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.
You may be a doctor. But I'm the Doctor. The definite article, you might say.
I tried keeping a diary once. Not chronological, of course. But the trouble with time travel is, one never seems to find the time.
Bazinga.
Allons-y!
You look like Gandhi... no, wait, not Gandhi, the other one... Bono.
"Yes, that's what I think, and I'm super smart, so it's probably true."
When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.