You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
Roy: [singing] We don't need no education. Moss: Yes you do; you've just used a double negative.
So, please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookcase on the wall.