War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.
You can't hide from the Grim Reaper. Especially when he's got a gun.
At least I have chicken.
Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said ‘Goodbye' and you were like ‘NO WAY!' and then I was all ‘We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great.
You fool! You gave cheese to a lactose intolerant volcano god!
Mike Ducker. Never has a spoonerism been so apt, nor caused so much embarrassment, fear and regret.
Don't you recognise me? It's a-me - Mario!
I've got balls of steel!
OBJECTION!
Not even death can save you from me.