Buttercup: You mock my pain. Man in Black: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? Man in Black: Do you always begin conversations this way?
We are men of action, lies do not become us.
Westley: Hear this now: I will always come for you. Buttercup: But how can you be sure? Westley: This is true love - you think this happens every day?
There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world; 'twould be a pity to damage yours.