I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for?
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.