It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't.
Who the hell do I think I am?
I'm usually cooler than a cucumber and you've made me look wet like a hamburger.
This happened to Romeo and Juliet and look what happened to them.
Your gunna wish you never messed with us you cougar bitch.
I'm gonna smooth him right over.
My first nomination is, the custard cream!
You know what I do whenever I'm feeling low, I always think about that woman that got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee.
It's times like these I wish I were an ostrich.