Sam: Why is everyone so young? Dave: I know. Sam: Not you, Dave.
JJ? You're a prick.
You know where the fire exit is, now get your high heels and walk out.
Dave: I don't think we'll be holding hands and taking windy walks together. Sam: I'll be holding hands and taking windy walks with your daughter.
You're like my idol.
You know, there is just one more thing I would've added. By Dave - Aged 3.