A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.
Being crazy isn't enough.
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way.
You either have patience or you become a patient