Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
Being crazy isn't enough.
If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way.
You either have patience or you become a patient