Quotes About Dogs

Meow? means "woof" in cat.

George Carlin

Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.

Christopher Hitchens

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

Mark Twain

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Marilyn Monroe

Happiness is a warm puppy.

Charles M. Schulz

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Robert A. Heinlein

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx

Every consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!