Roast Beef, Medium, is not only a food. It is a philosophy.
Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all if it hasnt been whipped with whips, just like poached eggs isn't poached eggs unless it's been stolen in the dead of the night.
If music is the food of love, play on.
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
...eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. Of course not all books are suitable for mealtime reading. It would be a kind of blasphemy to read poetry at table.
I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, 'man, just be yourself.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.