Most people think Time is like a river that flows swift and sure in one direction. They are wrong. Sit down and I will tell you a tale like none that you have ever heard.
Now with the demon flames of this voodoo cannonball, I'll blast my significant other into the significant otherworld, ha ha! That'll show how much I truly care.
In loving memory of... er... thingy. That guy! You know?!
Rob Millington. The eternal optimist. Found drowned in a half-full bath.
Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum.
The Stiffness option controls how erect your piston is... oh I do hope your not smirking. It isn't funny or clever...
Now's your chance to scare the living breakfast out of an unsuspecting sackperson.
Look at that; a face like a smacked bottom.
Become what you've always wanted to be... and look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself: 'Would you chase me? I'd chase me; I'd chase me hard."
My what a funny looking child. Oh wait, it's a dog.