Remember, the Aperture Science 'Bring Your Daughter to Work Day' is the perfect time to have her tested.
Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct.
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
The cake is a lie.
The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter, It isn't just one of your holiday games; You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter when I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.