What's another word for thesaurus?
No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.
Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business. Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git. Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor. Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter."
Remember people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold; but so does a hard-boiled egg.
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, 'man, just be yourself.