That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero.
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
Seriousness is no more a guarantee of truth, insight, authenticity or probity, than humour is a guarantee of superficiality and stupidity.
Humour is an almost physiological response to fear.
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
Without art we are but monkeys with car keys.
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
I think it's great to be funny, but it's better if you can do it without hurting people.
Harry was left to ponder in silence the depths to which girls would sink to get revenge.
These bridges are made from light filtered from the surface. If you press your cheek against one it feels just like the sun shining on your face. It will also set your hair on fire... so don't actually do it.