Vizzini: He didn't fall?! Inconceivable! Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Mr Churchill, you are drunk. Madam, you are ugly, but I shall be sober in the morning.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Lady Astor: Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea! Winston Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
Remember, always be yourself... unless you suck.
Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."
Never let your schooling interfere with your education.