Quotes About Humour

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Not in cruelty Not in wrath The reaper came today An angel visited this grey path And took the cube away.

Graffiti

Beancounter said I couldn't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair - did it anyway, ramps are expensive.

Cave Johnson

I'm in space!

"Space" Defunct Personality Core

I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Cave Johnson

[8-bit noise] Wakka wakka wakka wakka.

Pac-Man

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

Old Man

Anyone want to swap places?

Gravestone Inscription

Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck.

GLaDOS

Remember, the Aperture Science 'Bring Your Daughter to Work Day' is the perfect time to have her tested.

GLaDOS

Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct.

GLaDOS