Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice.
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
I'm struck by how laughter connects you with people. It's almost impossible to maintain any kind of distance or any sense of social hierarchy when you're just howling with laughter. Laughter is a force for democracy.
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Harry was left to ponder in silence the depths to which girls would sink to get revenge.
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum.
The Stiffness option controls how erect your piston is... oh I do hope your not smirking. It isn't funny or clever...