Now's your chance to scare the living breakfast out of an unsuspecting sackperson.
Look at that; a face like a smacked bottom.
Become what you've always wanted to be... and look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself: 'Would you chase me? I'd chase me; I'd chase me hard."
My what a funny looking child. Oh wait, it's a dog.
Wasn't dead, only sleeping, oh well.
I finished before you in the human race.
Because I could not stop for Death, He kindly stopped for me; The cube had food and maybe ammo. And immortality.
"Fool!" cried the hunchback. "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.'"
Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex, and men need to have sex to feel loved, so the basic act of continuing the species requires a lie from one of you.
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.