Quotes About Humour

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

Oscar Wilde

I'm struck by how laughter connects you with people. It's almost impossible to maintain any kind of distance or any sense of social hierarchy when you're just howling with laughter. Laughter is a force for democracy.

John Cleese

Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.

David Chambless

We're young. We're supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out.

Nathan Young

Did you know Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

Wadsworth

You can have the project: Done On Time Done On Budget Done Properly Pick two.

Unknown

I wrote a letter to my dad - I wrote, "I really enjoy being here," but I accidentally wrote rarely instead of really. But I still wanted to use it so I crossed it out and wrote, "I rarely drive steamboats, dad - there's a lot of shit you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator." This letter took a harsh turn right away.

Mitch Hedberg

Over the piano was printed a notice: Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.

Oscar Wilde

Only presidents, editors and people with tapeworm have the right to use the editorial 'we'.

Mark Twain

Socks are Dobby's favorite, favorite clothes, sir! I has seven now, sir. . . . But sir ...they has made a mistake in the shop, Harry Potter, they is giving you two the same!

J. K. Rowling