Anyone want to swap places?
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck.
Remember, the Aperture Science 'Bring Your Daughter to Work Day' is the perfect time to have her tested.
Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct.
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
The cake is a lie.
These bridges are made from light filtered from the surface. If you press your cheek against one it feels just like the sun shining on your face. It will also set your hair on fire... so don't actually do it.
You can't hide from the Grim Reaper. Especially when he's got a gun.
Now occasionally you're going to get stuck. It's nothing to get upset about. Don't go hurling your controller at the cat, because it might throw something back and it'll only escalate...
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!