What's another word for thesaurus?
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
Sometimes in the middle of the night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
Whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story.
Vizzini: He didn't fall?! Inconceivable! Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
I'm struck by how laughter connects you with people. It's almost impossible to maintain any kind of distance or any sense of social hierarchy when you're just howling with laughter. Laughter is a force for democracy.
We're young. We're supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out.
Did you know Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
Socks are Dobby's favorite, favorite clothes, sir! I has seven now, sir. . . . But sir ...they has made a mistake in the shop, Harry Potter, they is giving you two the same!
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.