Nathan: Where in the constitution does it say we run around questioning our government? Huh? Player: Well they did say "if we f*ck up, feel free to take us out."
Seriousness is no more a guarantee of truth, insight, authenticity or probity, than humour is a guarantee of superficiality and stupidity.
A lot of people say, 'I would rather have a heart attack at the height of sexual passion'. I think I would prefer to be killed by a bookcase.
Interviewer: What, then, would you say is the source of most of your work? Parker: Need of money, dear.
Sperm is like lending someone less than a fiver. You can't really ask for it back
Ten percent of nothin' is... let me do the math here... nothin' into nothin'... carry the nothin'...
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
I am a golden god!
You fool! You gave cheese to a lactose intolerant volcano god!
Mike Ducker. Never has a spoonerism been so apt, nor caused so much embarrassment, fear and regret.