You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
The lazier a man is, the more he plans to do tomorrow.
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honourable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
I don't think necessity is the mother of invention — invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness. To save oneself trouble.
Writers can redeem a wasted day in two minutes; alas this knowledge leads them to waste their day like no one else.