Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.
The lazier a man is, the more he plans to do tomorrow.
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honourable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
I don't think necessity is the mother of invention — invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness. To save oneself trouble.
Writers can redeem a wasted day in two minutes; alas this knowledge leads them to waste their day like no one else.