I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
We were never taught to appreciate disobeying our desires.
Somewhere, years ago, so many of us broke the link between love and sex. Once broken, it can never be fixed again.
(Using a blow dryer on his crotch) Girl: What are you doing? Guy: I'm heating up your dinner.
Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Life is the other way round.
Whenever an individual or a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops.
Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes.
Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
Anthony: That waitress sized us up in two seconds. We're black and black people don't tip. So she wasn't gonna waste her time. Now somebody like that? Nothing you can do to change their mind. Peter: So, uh... how much did you leave? Anthony: You expect me to pay for that kind of service?