My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice.
It just seems like you should do things because you want to do them rather than because you can't come up with an argument not to.
A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.
Expectations and entitlements don't cost a thing except for those who enable it.