In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.
Well, it seems to me that the best relationships - the ones that last - are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is... suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.
A woman's heart should be so hidden in God that a man has to seek Him just to find her.
When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.
I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me na