"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
Hey, this has been a really good day. I've eaten five times, I've slept six times, and I've made a lot of things mine. Tomorrow, I'm gonna see if I can't have sex with something.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.