There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world; 'twould be a pity to damage yours.
The longer you wait, the harder it gets.
I am the Sherminator, a sophisticated Sex Robot sent through time to change the future for one lucky lady.
If Harry Potter's so magical, why can't he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
The girl speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them.
TV tennis is to live tennis pretty much as video porn is to the felt reality of human love
The gap between the hearts of two people in a relationship is usually heart ache.
We were never taught to appreciate disobeying our desires.
A lot of people say, 'I would rather have a heart attack at the height of sexual passion'. I think I would prefer to be killed by a bookcase.
I feel sorry for straight men. The only reason women will have sex with them is that sex is the price they are willing to pay for a relationship with a man, which is what they want.