In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you'll never see again.
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.