It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you'll never see again.