Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Never memorize something that you can look up.
A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.